What You Need To Know
- Light sarcasm = foreplay.
- A woman who doesn’t care won’t bother sending you a friend request on Facebook.
- If she's suddenly hanging out with you more often, chances are she likes you.
Ever watch two dogs humping and wonder how they have it so easy? She’s in heat, and he sniffs her out. Ah, if only human female behavior were that easy to discern. The problem is, women often think they are giving off all the right signals. Unfortunately, if you can’t read them, all her siren calls will fall on deaf ears no matter what she does. Talk about a lose-lose situation.
But not all has to be so dismal. Figuring out if a woman is interested in you doesn’t have to be like reading Morse code. If you know what to look for, finding the answer to your usual "does she like me?" question will become much easier.
She Gets All Touchy Feely
Humans are tactile creatures, meaning we like to touch things we find attractive, which is why you’ll see women fingering a silk dress or a pair of high heels. Not counting men they are related to, women do not touch men they are not interested in. Her touch can take many forms. Maybe she lets her hand brush against your thigh. Or she may grab your arm while exclaiming, “OMG, me too!” If she’s really crafty, she may even try more subtle forms of touch, like playfully adjusting your collar or putting that pesky piece of hair back into place. Short of tripping and falling on you or pushing you out of the way to run to the bathroom, if she’s touching you, rest assured she is sweating you big time.
She Has The Same Interests (Or Pretends Too)
With the exception of soy fish, imitation is often a good thing. If she develops an interest in ice fishing but she’s a strict vegetarian or if she suddenly professes her love of Mortal Kombat but sucks at the game, chances are she is looking for excuses to hang out with you more often. Look out for the so-called “friend” who finds every reason to come over and watch the game, yet doesn’t have a clue who’s playing. She might want to be more than friends. She may be trying to (not so subtly) suggest that you have a lot in common or trying to hang out with you until you notice how fabulous she is.
She’s All Over Your Facebook Page
When a woman doesn’t like you, she’s not thinking about you in her spare time. But if she’s got your man candy on her mind, she’s creepin' your Facebook profile as soon as she can. She’s trying to glean any sort of information, from whether there’s another woman in the picture to if you’re a stone-cold drunk. Either way, she'll send you a friend request. Once you’ve accepted her request, she’ll be busy commenting on your page or “liking” things you’ve said. A woman who doesn’t care won’t bother looking at your profile, much less send you a friend request.
She Wants To Be Your Sugar Mama
Creeped out? Don’t be. It’s not like she’s planning on putting a bib on you and feeding you mushed vegetables. It just means she wants to take care of you. From offering to help you cook or sort your laundry, her domestic goddess skills will come out faster than a 1950s housewife when she’s around a man she finds attractive. If she’s not the most domestic type (or even if she is), she may do her best to help you out with a problem, get you a glass of water or do something otherwise motherly.
She Asks For Your Help
On the flip side, if she's into you, she’ll try to employ your help. The damsel in distress routine is one of the oldest (and most effective) tricks in the book. If she complains about being too cold, she may be hinting that she wants your jacket. Of course, if you offer and she doesn’t accept, she may very well just be cold and not interested in you or your chivalry. If she frets over her broken/malfunctioning curtain rod/bike/basket/light switch, she is asking you to help her fix it. She may not even really need your aid; she may just want your undivided attention.
She Makes Fun Of You
When you were little, chances are you picked on the girl you had a crush on. As adults, it’s no different. The lady who mocks your taste in music, your choice of footwear or your hideous taste in poorly written TV sitcoms may be trying to engage you in a little spirited debate. Light sarcasm = foreplay. After all, where would the romantic comedy genre be without verbal sparring between Sandra Bullock and her costar? Fortunately this isn’t just reserved for the movies. In this situation, real life is no different.
She Asks You To Do Things Together
She’s been dying to try out that new food truck -- have you heard of it? If you haven’t, at least pretend you now want to go there. Or she heard that [enter-favorite-band] is going to be in town, and she doesn’t have anyone to go with. Even though it’s 2011, many women still remain hesitant to outright ask a guy to do something together. Instead, she’ll hit the ball in your court and hope you hit it back.
So there you have it. You’ve seen the signs. You’ve come. You’ve conquered with your sexy self. You’ve sucked her into your vortex. Now you just have to make your move.
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